You Gosh-Darn Fudging Nazies!

Did you know that our nation's heroes that fought the good fight in WWII never swore while doing so? Yep, not even once. Did you also know the S.W.A.T. team thinks cursing makes baby Jesus cry? So when they put down a terrorist holding an office building hostage they always shout "oh heck yea!" in celebration afterward. Even our troops overseas right now have it on orders from high command that nothing more severe than the abbreviated "WTF!" is to be used as an expression of anguish or fury in battle. What, you've never heard any of that before? Oh right, BECAUSE THAT'S FUCKING INSANE.

"M" rated game servers that don't allow swearing also don't make any sense. There's just no rationalizing it so if you're an admin on one of these servers so please stop trying. A bunch of asshole moderators actually handed me "my kids play here, man" as an excuse. So you let your kids run around blowing people's faces off, viscera shooting everywhere, but it's inappropriate for them to hear the F-word? This makes sense to you? You're a horrible parent and someone should drop a giant anvil on your head like in a Loony Tune. Stop playing games and go read your toddler a bedtime story and stop ruining everyone else' good time by being a pussy. The game is rated "M for Mature", meaning "18 and up". Do you let them watch the "Saw" movies or "A Clockwork Orange" and hit the mute button every time there's a swear word? Oh God, you do, don't you...

Now that games like Day of Defeat: Source, Counter Strike and the Battlefield franchise have been around for 5 to 10 years, most of the guys that play them are around 40 anyway. So what we've got are a bunch of guys who sound like truckers warning other guys with Cancer Kazoos not to say "fuck". This sounds funny until you have to deal with it in-game. You're coming around a corner, watching your step, you hear nothing and then some hacking shithead takes the corner with a lucky shot that beans you in the noodle and you shout "FUCK!". It's a reflex and you're a grown up so who gives a damn? Oh right, the dipshit nerd on a power trip who's running the show from console, just itching to exercise his authority with arbitrary, nonsensical rules.

The pansy-asses over at the Steam forums that change the word "piss" to "jarate" (they must think this is funny but it's actually a feeble attempt to mock what they find to be horrible people with filthy, filthy mouths) and bleep anything else will tell you "if you don't like it, just don't play there". Yea, fine, except EVERYONE IS FUCKING DOING IT NOW SO THERE'S NOWHERE TO TURN. Wake up. If you can handle watching someone get mowed down by an assault rifle, you can handle hearing "fuck yea!" afterward. If you can't then go play "Dora The Explorer: Online".